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Your name is LEEANA. And you are, ????? SWEEPS old. You enjoy sitting at the LAPTOP you were given by your older sisters. You also enjoy ROLEPLAYING characters from a webcomic called HOMESTUCK. You also tend to watch DOCTOR WHO and VARIOUS OTHER ANIMES. Though at a young age; you seem to scare off most of your family with you SUDDEN SQUEALS AT YOUR SQUEALS and YOUR LAUGH THAT SOUNDS LIKE A HORSE DYING. And you also enjoy BLOGGING and WRITING FANFICTIONS. Even though your blog is a piece of shit and days later your fanfictions are the worst thing known to mankind. WHAT DO YOU DO?

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Posted at 2:33am on July 24th - 208015 NOTES

loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
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(Source: urmotherwasahamster)



Posted at 2:31am on July 24th - 338047 NOTES

celestial-sexhair:

sararye:

justarandomturtle:

we’re here to fuck shit up.

ron looks like he is ready to kill someone but very confused why

I feel like the above statement is a very good summary of ronald weasley

celestial-sexhair:

sararye:

justarandomturtle:

we’re here to fuck shit up.

ron looks like he is ready to kill someone but very confused why

I feel like the above statement is a very good summary of ronald weasley

(Source: my-eyes-open)



Posted at 1:58am on July 24th - 101729 NOTES

menthuthuyoupi:

yivialo:

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lmfao

IN CHURCH THO???



send me kinks and ill reply with B) or B(
Posted at 1:55am on July 24th - 28701 NOTES

(Source: mayordave)




Posted at 1:54am on July 24th - 7083 NOTES

analish:

tumblr literally makes me want to rewatch every old drake and josh episode ever



Posted at 1:54am on July 24th - 565257 NOTES


A student tweeted about a test, and the next day it was the teacher’s desktop background. 

A student tweeted about a test, and the next day it was the teacher’s desktop background. 



Posted at 1:47am on July 24th - 1861 NOTES

sailorleo:

there’s a bit in homestuck volume 2 where hussie notes that if wv had a spook schema, it would be “fruit roll-up mummy or something”
the idea of that is adorable

sailorleo:

there’s a bit in homestuck volume 2 where hussie notes that if wv had a spook schema, it would be “fruit roll-up mummy or something”

the idea of that is adorable



Posted at 1:45am on July 24th - 45496 NOTES

anxietyanimal:

Same goes for pets.

(Source: sizvideos)



→ 15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself
Posted at 1:41am on July 24th - 79776 NOTES

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE


Posted at 1:40am on July 24th - 2271 NOTES

queersamwilson:

Sam should be everyone’s fave

and I need to see more of Sam talking to birds

birds are great. sam is great. bird + sam = 2(great)




Posted at 1:38am on July 24th - 364962 NOTES

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time



Posted at 1:30am on July 24th - 25974 NOTES

terezi-pie-rope:

nottestella:

captainkade:

talkativevantas:

crowsing:

dask-kikira:

dask-kikira:

DAD EGBERT HAS A CANON NAME.  LOOK.  FUCKING LOOK.  A LETTER ADDRESSED TO MAPLE VALLEY WASHINGTON WITH ATTN: SERIOUS BUSINESS.  DAD HAS A CANON NAME.
DR. DAVID BRINNER.  FUCK
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002793

GUYS IM PUSHING THIS FUCKING SHIT. THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS MEANS JOHN IS ADOPTED THOUGH.


yeah

diddid you guys forget dad egbert literally picking up and taking in john after his meteor squashed nanna

the homestuck fandom forgetting the absolute basics of the comic as we continue the ninth month of the gigapause

terezi-pie-rope:

nottestella:

captainkade:

talkativevantas:

crowsing:

dask-kikira:

dask-kikira:

DAD EGBERT HAS A CANON NAME.
LOOK.
FUCKING LOOK.
A LETTER ADDRESSED TO MAPLE VALLEY WASHINGTON WITH ATTN: SERIOUS BUSINESS.
DAD HAS A CANON NAME.

DR. DAVID BRINNER.
FUCK

http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002793

GUYS IM PUSHING THIS FUCKING SHIT. THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS MEANS JOHN IS ADOPTED THOUGH.

yeah

did
did you guys forget dad egbert literally picking up and taking in john after his meteor squashed nanna

the homestuck fandom forgetting the absolute basics of the comic as we continue the ninth month of the gigapause



open RP
Posted at 1:27am on July 24th - 60737 NOTES

catskid100:

lordstarscream:

catskid100:

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"Hey~"

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Sasuke scoffed and glared at the girl standing before him. “Sharpay Evans. I know you were the one who ordered my older brother to destroy my clan. For that, you shall die!” He roared, closing his eyes and activating his Sharingan. ” I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!”

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"I’d love to see you try, sasuke"



Posted at 1:25am on July 24th - 66717 NOTES

(Source: -teesa-)



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